Oh come on, even I've read Macbeth. Well, I saw the movie once, anyway. Close enough.

Yeah, yeah, I killed a whole lotta people before. It's what I do. And I'm good at it. But I'm trying NOT to do it these days.

So, for the record, I'd like to say:

THEY ALL DESERVED IT, EVERY FREAKING ONE OF 'EM.

[Private to self]
Man, does my staff have the budget to keep me in this crossover special this long? Hey, maybe I'll get so popular I'll start getting into all the cool teams like Wolverine does! Then I'll get to be in all the movies and everyone can start getting bitter about me for a change! Who wouldn't want that ( Read more... )

Y'know, I probably oughta look into getting a real roommate. I mean, even a guy like me can only settle for the company of the mentally deranged for so long. No offense, Napoleon.

So how about it, folks? Let's get better acquainted, huh? Okay, okay, me first!

Hi, my name is Wade (customers and weirdos I don't like can call me Deadpool) and I'm ( Read more... )

And here I am without my water wings. This is the biggest letdown since Family Guy stopped being canceled. Really, the guys who green lighted that should be given the biggest wedgie known to man. I think I'd be just the man to do it, too. I won't rest until the evildoer's underwear's all the way down his and/or her throat!

But seriously, who the ( Read more... )